9 Insanely Stupid Things Guys Do When They Like You Too Much

Remember those days when you were just kids, and boys would relentlessly tease girls, making fools out of themselves on a regular basis?

At the time, you might not have quite grasped what was going on, but now you get that it was simply their way of showing their feelings toward girls they found interesting.

Well, as these boys enter adulthood, ‘surprisingly’, not much really evolves.

When a guy tumbles head over heels for a lady, they begin to do incredibly dumb things unintentionally (and who could really fault them, right?).

They are so intent on capturing your attention that once successful, they often become flustered, unsure of what to say or how to act next.

Even though their main objective is to captivate you, they often end up looking completely silly in your presence.

When they’re way too into you, guys just can’t help but engage in these 9 unbelievably foolish actions!

They boast about the number of women they’ve been with

Guys take immense pride in their past romantic conquests and are especially proud of the quantity of partners they’ve been with.

And, yes, they consider bragging about it in front of a girl they’re interested in as a sign of confidence.

And you’re probably curious about the reason. (Well, I was eager to find out too.)

The reason they do this is because they want to assert that they are desirable and fully capable of captivating any woman out there, and you should feel fortunate to choose them.

(I know it sounds really jerk-ish when phrased like this, but for many, this makes perfect sense.)

They can’t stop talking about themselves

Every guy feels a bit nervous when having a conversation with a girl he’s really into.

That’s why they sometimes can’t stop talking about themselves.

They’re so freaked out about the idea that you might not fancy them back, so they feel compelled to reveal their life story, every childhood memory, and then some.

It’s hilarious really because they’re completely oblivious to this behavior. Funny, right?

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They put a lot of effort into proving their ‘manliness’

A lot of guys think that the surefire way to win over a girl is by flaunting their masculinity.

This leads them to put a lot of effort into highlighting their ‘manliness’ and looking attractive, though it ironically makes them resemble more of a ‘macho jerk’ instead.

They become overly sexual

And then there are those guys who become overly sexual toward a girl they really like (mainly those who are solely interested in getting into your pants).

From the moment they lay eyes on you, they start displaying subtle hints of their attraction to you, they start lightly touching you in different places, and they can’t stop initiating

They can’t stop rambling about random stuff

Guys who feel nervous when they’re around a girl they really like often fall into two categories: those who can’t stop talking about themselves and those who can’t stop rambling on about random topics.

Rambling about insignificant and trivial subjects becomes their fixation, and as long as their nervous energy persists, they simply find it impossible to stop.

They stumble over their words

When a guy is smitten with a girl, he spends days rehearsing what he intends to say to her, crafting countless mental monologues before actually seeing her.

This is the primary reason behind why they stumble over their words in your presence.

They’re so taken by you that they become anxious about making a verbal misstep, as that would be a disaster in their eyes.

In their attempt to carefully choose the perfect words and maintain the flow of conversation, they end up stuttering instead of dazzling.

They act like ‘intellectual show-offs’

Some guys think that dazzling a woman’s heart is achieved by flaunting their intellectual prowess.

However, they end up appearing more like ‘intellectual show-offs’ rather than impressing anyone significantly.

Let’s face it, there’s nothing more off-putting than a guy who can’t stop boasting about himself, regardless of whether it’s about his ‘tough guy status’ or ‘intellectual obsessions’.

They start criticizing themselves

When a guy is truly smitten with a girl, it’s common for him to feel a tad insecure. Nonetheless, some guys become so insecure that they start criticizing themselves to appear ‘normal’ and evoke your sympathy.

They fail to realize that by doing this, they only come across as entirely unattractive.

They become overly emotional

Though it’s rare, some guys become overly emotional when they’re unprepared to date a girl they’re absolutely smitten with.

They might actually become physically ill, possibly vomit or experience panic attacks in your presence.

They could even require several days to regain their composure and attempt dating you once more.

If you’ve encountered a guy like this, then you understand that he’s still not prepared for a relationship!